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cursed image
you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
made it with an hour to spare
I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.
(via kimpossibooty)
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hey gamers
thats anime not gaming smh
Oh, my bad then
(via ruinedchildhood)
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well fuck. who knew
might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year
(via patrik-star)
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dadd:
Me at drunk me: she’s dehydrated
Me at sober me: she’s dehydrated
(via patrik-star)
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(via patrik-star)
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“if somebody becomes panicked when you accuse them of lying theyre obviously not telling the truth” shut up ugly im a survivor who got punished for shit i never did all the time of fucking course im gonna panic when im blamed for something i didnt do
since this post is actually getting attention rn i really want to emphasize this-
many of the “tells” of lying are traits commonly found in abuse survivors and mentally ill/disabled people.
stuttering, averting eye contact, panicking, raising your volume, fidgeting, and other similar traits are actions performed commonly by these groups, especially in situations of heavy stress- such as being accused of doing something we didnt do, especially if we are afraid of being punished for doing nothing.
im honestly begging people to think critically when accusing somebody of lying for small traits like these.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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Oh god. I cant even right now.
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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
(via confirmance)




